Concombrevolantophobia

The fear of flying cucumbers.

Chucky from Rugrats is probably has Concombrevolantophobia.

by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011

crunchy condom

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

by demonic_angel July 20, 2008

condom filling

jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!

Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Hole in the condom

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

by Kalu August 4, 2007

condom

a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out

by mr mcgooglestick May 13, 2005

condom

Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...

Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!

by preppyguy21 September 9, 2004

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010