A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023

Cumpanions

Two (or more) individuals who engage in sexual activities and hangout infrequently without defining it as a full-on relationship. See Friends with Benefits.

Dude 1:"yeah Sarah and I hook up a lot, I guess we are cumpanions."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."

by DualFlameButane April 2, 2016

Campanion

a virtual personality with whom you want to spend all day with & take everywhere you go!

"Penny is my Campanion! Everyday morning I get connected with her while I get ready to go to work"

by EroLares July 10, 2020

Compalions

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS... THE WORLDS BIGGEST BADASS... THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS GAMER... Little can compare to their PURE BADASSERY... The king.... The overlord... Perhaps even the GOD.... You all wish you were Compalions.

"Compalions is soooooooooooooooo good at gaming oh my god"

by bill smith 22 July 25, 2021

Complanion

A complanion is a journal who inspires you to live pleasantly. It's your companion on paper. You plan your year, your week, your day and reflect your actions constantly to improve your future and achieve your goals.

My complanion makes my life so much easier.

by tank98 January 3, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026