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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017
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Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing
It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"
by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022
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comfortable silence

It doesn't mean you don't have anything to talk about; it just means that you feel comfortable enough to enjoy those moments of silence together.
Sam and Mikayla we’re awfully in comfortable silence while riding in the bumblebee, after escaping from barracuda
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Comfort room

Where students study,talk,change clothes and apparantly eat. It is also used rarely to escape class for a minute to wake them selves up.Of course it is also used to pee and poop in ,but some students try to not poop in school.Honestly,the possibilities are endless. it's even used to take selfies or videos or groufies.
Let's go to the comfort room,I have to tell you something.
by Heyo... July 28, 2018
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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw
Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
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Comfortably Uncomfortable

When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.
Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.
by MathPlus July 20, 2018
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