mollietov cocktail

A drink mixture consisting of any type of alcohol and mollie

Here, drink this mollietov cocktail and then let's get weird.

by thecelticboar January 13, 2013

Mosoltov Cocktail

Fancy liquor concoctions served at Jewish Celebrations

Portnoy made sure the bartenders at his son's Bris served their delicious mosoltov cocktails AFTER ceremony!

by blewdodolavoodoo November 7, 2013

Willie's Cocktail

When a person takes a shot of liquor using another's foreskin as a container for the liquid.

Did you just see jenny drinking a willie's Cocktail shot from that dude's foreskin?

by anonymous December 31, 2020

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020