Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas

Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!

by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022

Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest

Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.

Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie

Wilbert is a coochie graber

by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022

spooky coochie

When a hoe got a dusty dirty cobweb up in her coochie

"Spewn said she got a spooky coochie."

by spookycoochie October 5, 2018

Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019