clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

cleanerita

combo of two words . cleaning lady and spanish for girl...senorita..most cleaning ladies tend to be of hispanic origin anyways applicable especially as hotel staff and janitorial workers

hey, when the cleanerita comes, can you get some extra towels??

by douglas epley October 27, 2006

Cleaned her plate

When you lick a females pussy.

What did you and Mya do last night? "After i got some becky i cleaned her plate.

by redshirt21 October 16, 2009

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011