high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been

cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about

by diarrhena July 12, 2021

Tyrone Christ

The less respected of the two brothers. He was the partier and liked to get maaaad crunk, yo.

He be trippin on the Jesus juice.

"I be Tyrone Christizzle, My bro save ya shit but I'm the g you want to look fo', CHRISTFOLYFE"

by Borron555 June 25, 2008

Christ in a Coke bottle!!

Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"

"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"

by Highwizard December 19, 2008

Christ McGod

An interjection, used as a possible alternative to "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ".

Christ McGod! You killed my father and lied about it!
Why do you keep doing that? Christ McGod!

by Ba'Ra'Ck Hu'Ss"Ei'N O'Ba'Ma May 23, 2009

the power of christ

Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.

Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

by jakelow November 14, 2009

Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003