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Christmas texts

The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.

Can be used for several purposes:

1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.

2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.

3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.

4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.

5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica

Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009
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christmas bogus

Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.
Once again, my cheap boss Phil, gave us all a Christmas bogus.
by Alley's Mom December 24, 2008
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Christmas Kiss

A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.
Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.

Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
by Alextro December 24, 2008
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Amazon Christmas

When you come home and find you have a bunch of packages to open from your online ordering.
I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.

I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!
by TSilly September 7, 2011
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Christmas Grief

The sadness you feel inside of yourself for not getting what you wanted after you've opened your presents.
Guy 1:"Whats wrong dude? You look like you've been hit by a brick."
Guy 2:"No, it's just Christmas Grief."
by Osmoses_Jones December 22, 2008
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Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.
We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.
by Elisabunny November 29, 2022
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a Kirby Christmas

When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.
Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.
by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011
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