Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 02, 2021

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.

he's a dick, the person Christ Santos

by Christ Santos June 30, 2014

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 02, 2022

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 09, 2019

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 05, 2023

Punk for Christ

Punk for Christ was made by Ryan Beckford a public figure that started out skateboarding but now he is absolutely crazy for Jesus and people are now following his movement

Wow Matt that guy is punk for Christ

That guy is crazy for Christ

by Srq941 January 05, 2021