chip

a piece of a cigarette containing tobacco that is used to mix with ur weed for use in a joint

oi joe u got a chip?

by wouldnt u like 2 know October 18, 2003

Beli-chip

Beli-chip: a (fictional) device placed in the helmet of New England Patriots players to help them answer questions from the media. The Beli-chip allows Patriots Coach Bill Belichick to communicate and remind the players what is and what isn’t acceptable to say to the media.

Chris Berman was really grilling Randy Moss about Tom Brady's knee, but the Beli-chip kept him on message and on point!

by PatsFanatic August 4, 2009

Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.

"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."

by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010

chip spilling rights

If someone spills your chips while you're holdiing them then the guilty party has to buy the person some new chips!

Chris: you spilt my chips, I have chip spilling rights
Robbo: okay I'll buy you some new ones

by simon mark johnson September 19, 2010

Chip special

Chips, egg fried rice and curry sauce in a container from a Chinese takeaway. Usually about £3-4.

Let's order a chip special to share.

by kingmustard December 6, 2010

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey April 24, 2016

Chip stink

The name given to anal gas that smells like chips (fries) from a chip shop. In other words, a fart that smells of chips.

I've just made a right chip stink!

by Mme Crumb May 23, 2016