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Alabama China

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.
by CainisAble September 3, 2016
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china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018
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China Salary

A very low annual salary which when divided by the hours worked by an employee, calculates as equal to or less than minimum wage. Often used for non-management roles in salary-orientated business to make workers unaware that they are being paid minimum wage, or less than minimum wage.

The term is derived from the fact that many large companies send their manufacturing work over to China, to get extremely cheap labour.

Typically employed in workplaces where an "extra duties" or "extra hours" clause is present in employee's contracts, requiring them to work sporadic additional hours without additional pay.

Fairly common, but goes unnoticed when salaries are not increased over the years.
Worker 1: I don't know why Chris says the company doesn't appreciate him, he works really hard, how can they not be appreciating him?
Worker 2: Didn't you know? He's on a China Salary.
by Boris K March 18, 2013
mugGet the China Salarymug.

China mung

That lady has a heavy Chinese accent, she is such a China mung
by bigAndy May 8, 2014
mugGet the China mungmug.

China reds

China reds are your eyes after smoking a fat blunt. You can also call someone a china red when they look toasted.
*two kids walk in a circle k*
Clerk: Look at these china reds...
by unknown_dude420 January 19, 2018
mugGet the China redsmug.

china balls

they are very small but they are there you may not see them but they are there trust me they are 0,000001 millimeters small
i had china balls for lunch but it did not fill me or my jaws
by sussy bals February 7, 2022
mugGet the china ballsmug.

China all

China all means all fake
by Chingchong's October 4, 2019
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