Chili Dick

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

by im the dbest April 8, 2017

chili pot

Multiple deposits in an already plugged up toilet

"The only toilet at the truck stop was a complete chili pot"

by cp66 July 3, 2008

Chili Whap

The act of a man whapping his weiner across someones face in an unanticipated moment.

When his girlfriend was unable to make him climax, Todd chili whapped her in an act of frustration.

by Nurseeep May 14, 2011

chili dog

When a guy shits on a girls chest, then proceeds to titty fucking her

When Logan went over to Jocelyn's house, they had a wild night of chili dogging

by mike slegier June 27, 2004

Chili Math

Fiendish math questions that are likely to get someone mentally constipated, or to make them feel logically disgusted, if they attempt to solving them without any formal training or preparation.

Like olympiad math, chili math should be introduced only to mathematically precocious kids lest the questions prove logically repugnant to immature or young minds.

by MathPlus March 2, 2021

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

chili dog

poo poo
on the wee wee
after sodomy

I went Sadam Hussein on Gomer Pyle's ass, and he gave me a chili dog. And then he ate it!

by Rock Hudson July 8, 2006