bitches with children ratio 

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

bitches with children ratio by Dwayne May 6, 2004

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

firing off some knuckle children by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Small children 

a snack

toss me that bag of small children, I'm hungry.

Small children by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Little Children song 

Pedophile alert!!! "Little Children" is a song written by J. Leslie McFarland and Mort Shuman. It was recorded by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas. The lyric concerns a man's entreaties to his girlfriend's young siblings not to reveal his courtship of their elder sister and to leave them alone. BUT!!!! Really it sounds like the first aide to the modern PEDOPHILE movement. If you have ever heard the song it is very cringe worthy, watch out little children, the Dakotas are coming.

I was walking by the park and this older gentlemen looked like he was whistling the little children song in his mind.

I bet that in jail all of the people who used the little children song are living in protective custody.

I knew a girl whose uncle used to sing her the little children song when they were by themselves.

Little Children song by Cee wizzle April 26, 2010

Fatherless Children 

twitter users

"All twitter users are Fatherless Children"

Fatherless Children by Microwave Helicopter November 9, 2021

Disease of the children

Famous tiktoker named Luis.Stan. Makes tiktoks about food and he is flexing his money.He is famous for saying "ce draci aveti pe voi!" which means something like you have demons inside your head. Overall great man and tiktoker + his facial gestures are awsome.

Godamn you are such a disease of the children!

Disease of the children by PateuDeGasca February 6, 2021

I Have Children In My Basement 

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

I Have Children In My Basement by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023