Carcolepsy

A person who immediately falls asleep while in a vehicle that begins to move.

"There goes Joe and his Carcolepsy again. He'll be asleep for the whole trip."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 28, 2017

Carcolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, when driving in a car.

Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive.
Mom- "How was your day?"
Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...."
Mom- "You have what?"
Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open.
Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.

by Jenny Jimenez August 14, 2011

nil illegitemi carborundum

faux latin for 'Dont let the bastards grind you down'

Man1: Man, my boss is giving me shit at the moment...

Man2: Hey nil illegitemi carborundum my friend.

by ThinkingPersonsViagra July 5, 2009

carbolicious

A food that is really high in carbohydrates. See carb-o-licious

"This bagel is so carbolicious!" Sharon said as she shoved the bagel into her mouth.

by Holly April 26, 2005

carbondale bitches

Something you call someone to get your ass fired from driving public buses.

What happened was the bus driver called the girl carbondale bitches and they got them fired.

by t3pf June 5, 2009

carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006