Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 22, 2016

Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

cabbage cock

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

cabbaged

stoned off your face, whacked off your bean, monged off your tits.

i can't do anything, I'm too fucking cabbaged!

by yi mudder July 2, 2003

Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

by Danny Paps October 8, 2003