Canton

Chicano slang for a house in the barrio ese.

Chicano slang para casa o apartamento en el barrio ese.

Ay te wacho en mi canton al rato ese.

Anoche se escucharon puros cuetazos afuera de mi canton ese.

Guarda la merca en tu canton ese.

by elFantasmaEncabronado June 12, 2009

Lil Jon cannonball

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.

My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.

by Nick D December 1, 2004

canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004

Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

canon-rape

A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.

Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!

by PMSing English Teacher April 30, 2007

Shot out of a cannon

Feeling pumped or hyped; energetic, wild-eyed and charged. Vernacular made popular by the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.

Roger: Man, after that hit of blow I'm feeling really shot out of a cannon.

Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.

by crazy4honda January 23, 2010

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005