caffeine shots

Taking a drink that's very heavy in caffeine and doing multiple shots of it within one minute. Thus, causing you to have a huge energy rush.

bob was being a lame ass but after the caffeine shots he's fucking hyper.

by ZTO September 25, 2006

makeupalley cafe board

The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.

makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic

by ithastobesaid December 15, 2008

cafeteria

A room or building often located on a school campus which proports to offer comestibles to the masses. However, one most often finds that the fare available in cafeterias does not truly resemble any known food substances. In fact, upon further investigation most knowlegable people flee in horror and disgust from the so-called meals. Others, be they gluttons for punishment (both literal and figurative) or simply starved past the point of reason, choose to ignore the warnings that their senses of sight, smell, touch, and taste are screaming at them, and foolishly proceed to shovel the not-quite deadly toxins into their bodies. For these unlucky individuals a cafeteria can provide them with just enough energy to survive for a few more hours.

I strapped for cash today so I'll have to eat at the cafeteria.

The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.

by a bibliophile July 14, 2006

Catfetti

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.

Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!

by VHiley May 11, 2007

Caffiend

Individual, usually male, who will drink coffee, energy drinks, or soda in great excess and/or every chance he or she has. Motivation for such actions could be chemical dependency on caffeine, or the desire to seem "hard-core" by being seen drinking energy drinks.

John: Jeez, my brother drinks like two 12-packs of soda in one sitting.
Jake: What a freaking caffiend.

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James: Why is Jason always carrying a can of Monster to class?
Derek: 'Cuz he's a caffeind, dude.

by shemptastic September 1, 2009

cafeteria catholic

A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.

John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.

by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006

Cafe Metrios

This is Greek coffee enjoyed by many Greeks around the world and which is not served in many locations. It is exclusively served in authentic Greek Cafes(Coffee House).

Hey buddy, give me one cafe metrios.

What do you mean you have no cafe metrios?

Isn't this Star Mitso's Cafe, a Greek coffee house, in which they should serve cafe metrios?

by The Real Greekster April 20, 2004