Crystal Methican

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

by numpy October 17, 2013

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

Crystal pistol

Meth pipe

Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick

Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021

Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them

Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.

by Letroser July 19, 2023

crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

crystal cock

When a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.

"oh baby.... c'mon ov'r here and sit on my crystal cock and hit my bulby!"

by BarnMac May 9, 2008

Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

by The Jacketman June 11, 2006