A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
by BBB April 17, 2005
Get the defensive cricketmug. by AK-85 April 22, 2006
Get the crotch cricketsmug. by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011
Get the cricket legginmug. The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".
by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003
Get the pub cricketmug. crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007
Get the crotch cricketsmug. Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
Get the Glitter cricketmug. by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017
Get the Dune Cricketmug.