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Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period
Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.
by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021
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fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!
by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019
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Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023
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Texan Cramp

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023
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