by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016
Get the catspiracy mug.A paranoid shut in that believes in almost all of the conspiracy theories on the internet. Usually Alex Jones junkies even though they claim they are not. Cannot be spotted in the wild, instead seen roaming message boards and blogs attempting to spread their disease of paranoia. Should be treated with massive anxiolytics as that would end their belief in crazy stuff but that would require them to trust doctors which of course they don't (they are Illuminati mind control shills).
Sane dude: Wow that earthquake in Japan was devastating
Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)
Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.
Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!
Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)
Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.
Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!
by signate July 23, 2011
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Get the coonspiracy mug.People who are conspirasheep believe almost every conspiracy they hear and believe the most delusional . They call people who don't believe their delusional theories 'sheep', even though they themselves are conspirasheep because they have gotten so solidified in their own conspiracy beliefs. When people ask questions they cannot answer they simply say "look into it", "do your own research", "this is all just speculation though" any evidence actually provided by a conspirasheep is not believable or from reputable sources.
"Ronnie is such a conspirasheep, he was telling me about alien breakaway civilizations and ascension into the 5th dimension."
by masoniswoke March 5, 2019
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by SadieSay June 26, 2014
Get the Conspiratard mug.“I finally blocked Karen after getting tired of hearing her spew her nonsense covspiracy theories to anyone that will listen!”
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