During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not
"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"
by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 14, 2007
A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated November 03, 2008
Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.
Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
by friskycurtain April 18, 2009
After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.
Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!
Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.
Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.
Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.
Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.
by RJB555 January 17, 2011
by Lotto23 February 01, 2005
The rules of the game are simple: Go to your favorite grocery, pharmacy, or convenience store, and pick THREE items, one of them being condoms, and try to get a reaction at the checkout lane.
Barry was banned from Wal-Mart for playing the condom game.
Condoms, snorkel, dummies guide to dolphins.
Condoms, Johnson & Johnson no tears shampoo, gummy bears.
Condoms, snorkel, dummies guide to dolphins.
Condoms, Johnson & Johnson no tears shampoo, gummy bears.
by CalvinD August 24, 2008