Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020

Roman Concrete

When two or more Italian men ejaculate repeatedly in a pile, then wait 28 days for full curing time to harden

It’s estimated that it took 15,000 yards of Roman concrete to build the colosseum.

by Sweet baby bob March 10, 2023

jones beach concert

A concert venue where a bunch of Long Island girls congregrate and take a plethora of photographs to post on Instagram.

Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

like a girl at a RUSH concert

one which is out of place. does not fit.

A fish out of water is like a girl at a RUSH concert.

by itsthatgirl1 October 24, 2012

concern troll

A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."

by thevineyard May 9, 2007

one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014