Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
Get the commentally retardedmug. A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
Get the jerk commentmug. A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.
by Workboat42 September 2, 2010
Get the Comment Convomug. The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.
by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013
Get the comment skimmug. Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.
(in comments)
Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!
Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !
Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this
Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!
Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !
Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this
by ninjastarr09 November 18, 2010
Get the Comment Abusemug. Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.
“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
by 3leggreg May 16, 2020
Get the Comment Betchesmug. Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial
Amy- "cc"
What?
Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
Amy- "cc"
What?
Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
by beneficiall August 1, 2012
Get the pocket commentedmug.