a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
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by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
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WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A COLTON?
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
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by sadgirl112233 December 9, 2019
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