Skip to main content

caint

can of paint or the number 287. for the lazy folk.
"Shit Rusty, I's fergot my caint back in ther house!"
"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
by ellie evergreen November 10, 2008
mugGet the caint mug.

clint simpson

dude ,no example is needed.
by jane doe November 9, 2004
mugGet the clint simpson mug.
Related Words

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.
Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.
by Fred September 25, 2003
mugGet the ClintEastwoodBradfield mug.

clintesque

Someone who has no body shape, or is shaped similar to the character Fry from Futurama
Is that guy Fry from Futurama? No, but he is awfully clintesque
by DaveK May 18, 2006
mugGet the clintesque mug.

Chintacle

chin·ta·cle, n.

Including, but not limited to unsightly facial hair growth in post-menopausal women. Named as such due to the hypnotically disturbing and tentacle/serpentine manner the whiskers protrude from the face.

May also be applied to young men who, while attempting to grow out their facial hair, allow isolated and unsightly whiskers to develop into disturbing albeit not as surprising tentacle/serpentine growths. Failure to attend to the rogue whiskers may result in becoming a permavirgin
1. Dude, your grandmother may be the nicest lady on this planet, but I get freaked out by those chintacles that she has going on out there. Can't she just pluck them out?

2. That crazy cat lady better watch out: Perseus may be after her - what with those chintacles, and all.

3. Dude, I respect the side burns and don't mind the 'stache you're growing there, but damn - kill the chintacles, please! They're making you a permavirgin, and threatening to strangle small animals.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
mugGet the Chintacle mug.

chintpopley

someone who constantly brags about everythng and anything and has a typically 'Mr. Know It All'syndrome or frontin
Do you know that I saw Carpeted Bathrooms and a auto rickhsaw with a cd changer and remote device I swear its true
by cat August 11, 2006
mugGet the chintpopley mug.

Chintard

Man, isn't Jay Leno a big huge chintard? Yeah. He is.
by SparkleVomit October 18, 2010
mugGet the Chintard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email