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Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.
I can't wait until the champagne showers later
by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011
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breakfast of champions

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!
by Peter July 9, 2005
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Champ

Short for champion, first place, winner, the best!
Dee: hey, you see Daniel?

jazz: yea, what about him?
Dee: He is the BEST! Always makes me smile :). He's such a champ!
by Delegend January 6, 2015
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Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn't serve you. The average BoC (Breakfast of Champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. Most BoCs are made up of any combination of the following:
Alcohol (often cheap beer)
tobacco (ussually cigarettes)
pop tarts (not toasted)
cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky)
caffine (usually coffee, Mt Dew or cola)
asprin
Some of the better BoCs may also include oral sex from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand.

Note: Some BoCs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. The most common sources of the cooked BoC are resturaunts like the Waffle House, IHOP, Denny's and the local diner type establishment. These must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of butter and grease.
My Breakfast of Champions began with a Mt Dew. Then I went to Jungle Jim's Cafe for a cooked BoC. I got a 6 biscuit order of biscuits and gravy, some hash browns, a bottle of ketchup, a shortstack of pancakes, a half pound of butter and enough Frank's Redhot to down a horse.

I had the cooked BoC because the morning before, I just had cold poptarts and some old milk.
by northendwhitetrash March 13, 2009
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Chattanooga champ

lyric in a Limp Bizkit song.
Also referred to one whom is the champion of all things, time, places, and became so by going up against all odds.
Banger was rocking the arena like, the "Chattanooga champ" back there!
I refer myself as the "Chattanooga champ", after my girl left me, and lost everything, i still came back as the best there is.
by JewKnew December 23, 2011
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Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
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Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
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