Moby Catfish

A monsterous catfish. People who fail vibe checks gets fed to him.

John: Where's Craig?
Simon: He faild a vibe check and got fed to Moby Catfish

by The moist pelican April 10, 2020

Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

Camera Catfish

Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.

That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022

Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.

"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."

by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

beer catfish

A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See also ''Beer Pirate''.

Tom came over yesterday and drank a can of Pabst, two Rolling Rocks, a Miller High Life, and three Corona Lights. What a beer catfish.

by Loonhead August 26, 2006

Burnt Catfish

A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.

I met her in person and turned out she was a burnt catfish in person.

by Htuocles May 15, 2016