I'd like to Canada's History the shit out of her
by amazingmrx February 05, 2010
An eight step sexual tango.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
Uh oh, mom is making pancakes. Do you think she'll know we danced Canada's history while she was out and aboot town?
by America...fuckin' right. February 05, 2010
a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
by jaf2626 February 05, 2010
When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)
Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver
by Colbert_Eh? February 05, 2010
Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
by The Canadian Teacher February 05, 2010
by ColbertFan81 February 05, 2010
The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.
by Headward February 05, 2010