Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019