Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020

Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.

He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.

by mcdisease August 19, 2015

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017

chimichanga butthole

The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.

Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!

Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

Butthole street

A slang term made up by Blake Batchelor, you say it when annoyed at something.

Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?

Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣

by Whoisjoe?? September 9, 2019

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011