naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.

"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"

by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006

Naked Eyes

A synthpop duo that had originated from the city of Bath, England. It was largely known in the 80s as two awesome songs (singles) were released.

"Alway's Something There to Remind Me" and "Promises, Promises" will be largely remembered by the people who listened to the music during the 1980s and newcomers who hate today's music.

Guy #1: Hey, do you remember Naked Eyes, you know, the duo from the 1980s?

Guy #2: Yeah, I remember them, I used to replay the song "Promises, Promises" like 72 times.

Guy #1: Let's get out the vinyl player!

by 4 the lulz September 15, 2012

nipple-naked

when not fully naked and only wearing boxers. When you are butt-naked everyone can see your butt but when you are Nipple-naked people can only see your nipples and not your junk.

Brick: Dood im wearing nothing but my boxers and playing world of warcraft running RFK.
Samedi: Me too bro. Were nipple-naked. i love you. no homo.

by Samedi January 12, 2008

Naked Steve

A wild animal who, if found in his natural habitat of Kamiak High School, including the surrounding Mukilteo, WA area, may be found completely nude with the exception of socks, shoes, and a large head of fro.

Naked Steve totally just ran accross the street naked to get his buddies some freakin' taco bell.

by Brown September 24, 2004

naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.

see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian

by spicybuddha April 23, 2010

you naked

you naked! (here naked is a noun)
when you wanna say something random to a person with clothes on (just for joke)

you naked! get some clothes on u nasty fuckface!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.

She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020