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The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.
by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009
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Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it
that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her
by mister Chad March 24, 2008
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.
OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.
by whootwhoot March 25, 2009
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benjaminx

Definition: Use to describe a clever, cool,sexy person.+Slipknot fan (Maggot)
Example 1: Wow that person is so benjamin xiong!!! Steaming hot!

Example 2: Wow another benjaminx? Wow he is addicted to slipknot.

Example 3:

XDarkmageX says: Benjaminx is the best friend i have. = He is very smart. He got 233x on his SAT!!!
by XdarkmageX March 4, 2009
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benjamin bentley

Benjamin Bentley has the longest penis ever known to man and has a great sense of humour. He also knows how to pleasure women really well.
'Wow Benjamin bentley was great last night'
by Adoffhitler June 21, 2017
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Benjamin

He's a frogman with huge eyes but still gets hoes somehow
Here comes Benjamin the frogman
by Thicc nigga May 21, 2018
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Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated Prick who is very uneducated. Basically, no one likes him. But because of his small dick and large motivation to fuck, he tries to get many girls. CryBaby, fucking dog face and the biggest dick in the world.
Bro, i heard someone likes Wei Ju. Must be a Benjamin Lee.
by Wei Ju April 10, 2019
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