cookie bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital contact with other lesbians in a bumping fashion.

Melissa likes to bump cookies, therefore is a cookie bumper.

cookie bumper by Scout Peterson November 5, 2008

Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

Dick bumper by klayzee February 21, 2008

Barrel Bumper 

A derogatory term used for sailors, as it is a reference to how lonely, desperate seamen would carve holes into barrels to have sex with in lieu of a woman aboard the ship.

Man 1: Man I've been at sea for ages.
Man 2: So you're a barrel bumper then eh?

Barrel Bumper by Chadd De Las Casas May 8, 2008

pussy bumper 

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

pussy bumper by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

doughnut bumper 

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.

That chic's a doughnut bumper!

doughnut bumper by eliz21 November 8, 2006

donut bumper 

A lesbian. See "carpet muncher," "tuna taco gourmet," or "dyke."

No wonder that chick wouldn't give me any play. I found out that she's a donut bumper.

donut bumper by Sprocket the Dog October 4, 2003

taco bumper 

lesbian, dyke, a woman loving woman

ellen degeneres is a total taco bumper

taco bumper by julsinthebox May 1, 2005