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Get the blandit mug.A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
Get the Blandicap mug.A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
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by Akiyamer May 12, 2025
Get the Bulady mug.A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny
Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
by Blanderdash October 3, 2025
Get the Blanderdashery mug.The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
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