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chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.
Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?
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butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018
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josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.
person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo
by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016
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Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.
Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.
by Salt44 February 11, 2021
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Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.
I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.
by Zodacus March 19, 2019
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Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020
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