by Hardly Known May 15, 2016
Bridge Junkies are the junkies under the bridge who shoot up and or smoke crack ehilr cars pass by overhead. They're very hostile and territorial as if they are primates. One should not attempt to speak to one or face their cracked out wrath. They also produce good music.
Dude did you see those Bridge Junkies under the overpass?
Yeah! They shrieked at me when they spotted me.
Yeah! They shrieked at me when they spotted me.
by Chuck Indigo July 20, 2018
Bridge boy the bestie to any jacob a very snazzy amazing person usually short with brown curly hair and hates people named kara mackness
by Jacobbridgeboysbestie January 29, 2022
The chunk of skin that is used as a bridge between a males scrotum and butt hole, or females pussy and butt hole.
by Dendog LXIX January 11, 2018
1.) Defending, through acts of aggressive trolling, the internet websites and facebook pages where an inordinately large number of conspiracy theorists and other wackos make comments like, "U suck an yor sight is a peace of shit and ur mothas a cunt." Usually the act of bridge-guarding requires the talents of a persistent and eloquent troll who has the ability to spell correctly, thus intimidating his subject victims merely by the fact that said subject victims have an inferiority complex due to their lack of education and their usually abysmal intellectual shortcomings. A troll who engages in bridge-guarding must be merciless but also must recognize when one of his subject victims may be about to commit suicide or harm others -- at which time the ethical bridge-guard will link to a national suicide hotline phone number and a website advocating for the treatment of mental health problems. 2.) the act of preventing a loved one's boyfriend from taking the loved one out for a night of binge drinking for the purpose of committing date rape, usually accomplished by punching the potential assailant as hard as possible in his groin and telling him, "When she comes home, if she's not sober and pleased with your gentlemanly conduct, I'm going to kill you, cut your head off, and drop you off a bridge and into a river." (An almost universally successful technique).
Asshole #1: Dude, I totally got bridge-guarded by her father last night!
Asshole #2: Too bad ... I was totally lookin' forward to fuckin' her brains out while she was unconscious.
Asshole #3: Yeah ... let's go post some comments on the CDC's Facebook page about how we think Obama is bringing Ebola into America.
Asshole #1: Fuck that. That chick's father is bridge-guarding that site ... and he always makes fun of my conspiracy theories and then puts up a link to Merriam-Webster's website and the National Suicide Hotline. That dude is TOTALLY fucking crazy and DANGEROUS! trolling cock-blocking
Asshole #2: Too bad ... I was totally lookin' forward to fuckin' her brains out while she was unconscious.
Asshole #3: Yeah ... let's go post some comments on the CDC's Facebook page about how we think Obama is bringing Ebola into America.
Asshole #1: Fuck that. That chick's father is bridge-guarding that site ... and he always makes fun of my conspiracy theories and then puts up a link to Merriam-Webster's website and the National Suicide Hotline. That dude is TOTALLY fucking crazy and DANGEROUS! trolling cock-blocking
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 04, 2014
by e-bow-the-letter January 20, 2016
When one person (person A) gets on all fours behind a person (person B) standing without then knowing. Person C, who is also standing facing person B, shoves person B, forcing them backwards. Because person A is directly behind the legs of person B, they are unable to take a step back and fall rather ungracefully backwards, often scared and bewildered.
After being low bridged, Jeff got up swinging his fists, even though his ass and head were in great pain.
by CONSTANTINES VISION July 18, 2008