Brett Phipps

A large beautiful bald man, that was once very good at being principal of a middle school.

Boy: Brett Phipps is so hot like a big bald lizzo
Other Boy: Yeah we should make a Bible about him

by Mr. Phipps May 10, 2021

Brett Hull

Brett Hull was an NHL player who played for the Calgary Flames, St. Louis Blues, Dallas Star, Detroit Red Wings, and retired with the Phoenix Coyotes. Has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Gretzky. Won two Stanley Cups, one with Detroit in 2002, and most notably with Dallas in 2000. It was his 2000 Stanley Cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the Buffalo Sabres. The goal was allowed anyways because Buffalo can never win a Stanley Cup. Not the co-GM for the Dallas Stars.

"Hey, do you remember Brett Hull?"

"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."

by James Finney July 2, 2008

Brett

A person that will never have the guts to talk to the girl he likes. Has multiple back up plans and is the fakest person you’ll ever meet. he is a whale. lol

“Sup Peyton”

“Oh Brett u fucking loser”

by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019

Sloppy Brett

A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

by SweedishFish424 April 27, 2006

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009

Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

Brett Schofield

Being so lazy its unbelievable

see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry

by hazzard191 August 2, 2011