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Birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017
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turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010
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breakfast lololol

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.
guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed
by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023
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Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
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road breakfast

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017
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continental breakfast

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.
"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"
by Master Beaver July 16, 2008
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Ho's Breakfast

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."
by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003
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