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Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
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Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
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Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019
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Brandon

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
by I am me! March 25, 2023
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Brandon

Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.
Brandon; prince, chieftain, the brave one
Nicknames: Bran, Brando, Brandie, Don
by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022
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