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Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
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Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
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Brandon

A really sweet adorable cute guy who wont accept compliment can be arrogant and have deep conversation. He is very smart but doesnt really show it. Hes hot af very good looking with brown hair. Doesnt like it when people boss him around and can be oopsite sometimes like when he doesnt feel like it he doesnt want it when he wants it do it suddenly
Brandon is my best friend i could ever ask for he taught me things and hes hot
by Charlize0076 June 24, 2019
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Brandon

A Nigga that gets off to fucking in the discord chat while everyone listenin. He thinks damn lemme get laid and pops into the discord chat so everyone can hear
Damn he really just pulled a Brandon
by BrandonDad January 31, 2020
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Brandon

Someone who deletes messages
You're such a Brandon
by kayyyylala October 18, 2018
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