Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
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Get the Brandon mug.A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
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Get the Brandon mug.A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
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Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.
“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”
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Get the Brandon mug.An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.
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