bourgeoister

a pretentious bottle, frequently accompanied with or by an ostentaious label, of many dollar water; generally sourced at some exotic location, likely packaged in a hermetically sealed facility and often rumored to possess healing properties and/or subtle floral nuances.

Kawika: "Nykolas, fellow; gather yourself and collect for me 12 bottles of the finest bourgeoister at The Woodlands Market."

Nykolas: "Dearest Kawika, please express unto me the selection most suited to compliment your exquisite palette this morning."

Kawika: "Yes, well then, as it is; six of the Voss, four the San Faustino, three the Gerolsteiner, and another of that most recent presentation, you know, the stuff collected once anually at the base of the Fowashabash tree near the Kigali region in central Rwanda."

Nykolas: "Very well then! I shall commence to dispatch myself immediately!"

by nykolas nykolas sometimes norton nykolas nykolas nykolad October 30, 2007

bourgeois construct

See definition of "love".

Love is a bourgeois construct

So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie

Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys

by laughable.com May 3, 2018

Bourne Academy

A school which is full of Year 7s acting like roadmen, teachers who don't give a shit about their job, doing something small will land you in detention and Year 11s dating Year 7 and Year 9 girls. You'd be better off missing out on secondary education if you have to go here.

"Oh shit, I have to go to that school!"
"What school?"
"Bourne Academy"
"Wish you luck mate"

by Doomer_Chiaki September 22, 2020

shelley burke

Shelley burke love the big black D. She is sexual active most of the time, she is up for anything

"Shelley Burke love it"

by Harry leeward October 20, 2013

don burke

Someone - generally a boss (or person in a higher position at work) who makes untoward sexual / lewd comments about and towards people in their workplace.

"oh man! did you see.... Justina was totally Don Burking Peter earlier.... she was all over him like a rash...."
"Come on Walter, don't be a Don Burke"
"No Barry! Stop Don Burking me!"
"Stop Don Burking me with your eyes"
" Which guy are you talking about? the Don Burke type of guy?"

by Steele Corporation November 29, 2017

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

burkett

A fucking idiot

he's a Burkett mate

by Wnemene s January 6, 2018