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Boston

the greatest city..pretty much ever. we dont pronounce our "R's" ...if you make fun of us for it..we'll probably just tell you you're "fuckin retahded" Dont walk around wearing Yankees gear, you will get beat up..if not...many people will look at you funny. We have the best sports teams in the USA, the Red Sox, Celts, Pats, and Bruins. and to go along with them....you have us...the crazy die-hard fans. You have to be an intense driver, or you wont get anywhere in time & people will just honk at you. We call it a "BUBBLAH" not a water fountain, and "JIMMIES" not sprinkles. We walk and talk twice as fast than everyone else. OUR FAVORITE ADJECTIVE IS WICKED. AND WE USE IT IN ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE. 60 degree ocean water is warm. Pop means "dad" NOT soda. its not a trash can, its a barrel. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it! Always look both ways when running a red light. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions.If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names. We know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and Leominster.Paranoiasets in when we can't see a Dunkin Donuts,
ATM or CVS. We all have pulled out of a side street and used our car
to block oncoming traffic so we can make a left. We go 55 in a 35 MPH zone.
Boston is WICKED awesome. and if you dont think so...you're fuckin retahded!
by nicole! :) August 8, 2008
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boston sucks

a phrase referring to a city full of obnoxious sports fans and extremely bad drivers.
red sox fans are proof enough that boston sucks.
by MA Realist April 16, 2008
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Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.
He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"
by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009
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Boston

A popular nomenclature, first coined by the people of Massachusetts to describe a colossal labyrinth of seemingly unnavigable streets and causeways.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Boston Whaler

Sexual Position...Consisting of 2 harpoons, a wheel of a ship, rope, a captains hat, and an eye patch...any combination u think of is acceptable
This chick was a freak...she wanted to do the boston whaler...
by 3600 January 19, 2009
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Boston Chili Dog

Shitting on a girls tits, and then titty fucking the shit out of her.
I think the waiter was hitting on my wife when he said there was a special on the Boston Chili Dog and that shed have to go to the back to get it..
by mauricedashit December 29, 2009
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bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.
look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers
by noblobian January 12, 2010
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