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board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.
Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.
by Carl Persson April 29, 2005
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boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008
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Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.
Thats a sweet beardstrap.
by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009
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Boardless Hodad

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).
Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads
by Amaximus June 20, 2010
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beardscape

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.
I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.
by beardster December 16, 2011
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Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.
hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.
by creature69 August 1, 2019
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Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.
by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020
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