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Badspot

Badspot is a man who hates everyone on the internet. He has stolen a game called Land of Blocks, via torrent, and renamed it to Blockland.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.
ex.: Sirken flames Badspot on urban dictionary, because Sirken is an ignorant child and didn't read the rules.
by Chrono_1630 December 16, 2008
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boardslut

A slut who has sex with guys only if they: snowboard, skateboard, or surf. The dream of these girls is to pop their cherry while doing one of the aforementioned "sports". Or if cherry-popping is not possible (i.e. already happened) then she just wants to fuck while doing the sport.
She is usually blonde with blue/green eyes and has a pussy as loose and a rubber-band. But still guys love her.
Ally is a boardslut with Kyle, the surfer, Matt, the skater, and Jason, the boarder.

Don't be such a boardslut.

She got the world's worst tan while she was being a boardslut in Hawaii.
by Lolita Promises March 29, 2008
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From the Midway boards

To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.
SEKTORZSUBSCORPIONCHI666: H3y haz anyne1 seen THe movie JAWS!???????????????????????? IT Has real scareey shaarks in it and they bit peeple and they bleed and blood GOES EVERYWHERE and it rocksz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?
by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005
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Give her a Boarski!

Too fist a girl and whilst you're fisting here, she's squeeling and acting like a wild boar.

a la ...Boarski.
I seen my buddy walking up to the bed room from the party, and just to make his girlfriend feel uncomfortable i shouted "GIVE HER A BOARSKI!"
by J 2the IRIE April 1, 2010
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feel bads

a better alternative to saying: you hurt my feelings. makes you sound sound funnier and gets the point across better.
you really hurt my feel bads ...
by russianbogdan December 9, 2008
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Boast

Noun. In jailhouse vernacular a boast is a form of yard poetry that is developed to brag about a renown pimp, hustla or playa's deeds. Yard poetry is the origin of modern rap. Inmates had no musical accompaniment yet music became an essential form of entertainment for inmates trying to get through their bid.
Here is a classic boast, replete with examples of jailhouse vernacular, entitled:

"Cipher's Boast"

Of myself, I freely admit, besides some small shit I ain't got no game

But I once knew this sly hustlin, fly dressin motherfucker who'd built himself quite a name

As quiet as its kept you may not know of the longshoe of the century

So let me deal out the holecard and put you wise to his pedigree

Cipher, from the street he attained kingpin status through concentration and kilos and pimpin hoes with big asses

He wore vines displaying taste well ahead of his time

And sharkskin kicks, bustin hoes in the ass who refused to turn tricks

But he always dealt solid to those in his flock and as much as it may come as a shock

He only layed out lames who tried to lay him two ways

You know some Lames just can't take the weight, but like a stone cold noble he did his bid and went straight!
by Suvonoge August 15, 2008
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Bodashious

surf/snowboard lingo, used back in the ol' skool days when people new how to talk. can be used to discribe a person or event.
- dude that phat 540 was freakin' bodashious.
- check out the bodashious babes man.
by Captain Break Ya Legs February 6, 2006
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