an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.
by canvasfred August 9, 2010
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Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
by kain2201 October 16, 2013
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by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017
Get the Bernoulli Boner mug.When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017
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Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.
by Bae Poo 69 September 3, 2021
Get the Intimacy Boner mug.when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
by Marley :) June 24, 2017
Get the Boner mug.When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
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Girl: Are you hard?!
Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.
by justthetipp June 4, 2011
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