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lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.
Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.
by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017
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Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017
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Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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blind chariot

when you blind fold a girl who’s masturbating while you go and get butt fucked by a horse
You tryna go to my uncles farm and preform a blind chariot
by Dragonnn699 May 6, 2020
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People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.
A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"
by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020
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Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard
Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...
by Death Menace May 9, 2023
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Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003
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