Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed

"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"

by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015

Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

by macstavern August 26, 2009

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005