biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 07, 2024

Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.

Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!

by TWIMC January 04, 2023

biff down

To eat quickly, particularly in reference to large quantities of unhealthy food.

I'm late but hungry so I will biff down the entire cake then run to catch the train.

by Cunninglinguist1273 March 29, 2017

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

Biff Boof

whatever tf you want it to mean

Random person: why are you the way you are

Me: Biff Boof

by SlideWhistle July 21, 2024

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 October 28, 2008

Gooslin Biffs

That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.

"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"

by 2Taintz September 09, 2023