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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Try in-between

A person who gives an average amount to succeed or have fun. Basically, an in-between of being a try hard and try soft
Most people are try in-betweens, unlike Sal.
by Svifias March 5, 2019
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Ugandan Go-Between

Busting a nut in a gorilla's mouth and then having the gorilla give oral to your girl with your load in its mouth
My girl's vagina has been smelling like a burning dumpster behind a seafood restaurant lately and I know she wants to try to make a baby tonight. I wonder if that gorilla over there is down for a Ugandan Go-Between.
by Wildcard Wednesday May 3, 2019
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Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
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Tongue punch me in between my eyes

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020
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the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.
"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."
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The fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat

Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.
Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain
by EZ_Winner_YT September 15, 2022
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